SCP-3034(The Counting Station) or SCP-3922(STOPRIGHTTHERECRIMINALSCUM!!!)

access to uni 😎

cardboard knives for carving cardboard forts

police has been dispatched

no clue, all black

police has been called

on my way stealing life supplies from themmml oolz

You literally snatched all the previous posts to just become #666 poster.

omg where's my car NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

@maxx7679 On my way with BAZOOKA

@maxx7679 On my way wit' da banana CARRRR

Bot traffic on WordPress is surprisingly high, around 25-50%.

@maxx7679 sure, give me one M82 Barrett and I'll handle it

vance, 5 letters

What? Impossible!