I am not dead.

Comically large spoon/Only a spoonful.

The "before & after" ads

Somewhere where I can help my mental health (I was away for a few days for mental health purposes).

Anything from Edmund McMillen.

Dead Baby dress-up.

100% of deaths are caused by death.

I see that the iPad heads will somehow make a return out of nowhere.

I'd agree with @Grandma on the limit for accounts registered from a singular IP address but since brute force account registration is happening from w...

SCP-147157. Specialist

Getting through high school.

A money printer to infinitely print money and become a billionaire with more wealth than Jeff Bezos.

Well, the forums have had an influx of bot accounts which can't function and bomb had admitted to letting the fraudulent obren account ran by stickmas...